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THE HUBHAPPY GUARANTEE

REASON FOR THIS WEBSITE
As a FlowerHub customer or perhaps a Southside Flower Market customer, did you know that when things go wrong with a purchase of flowers such as the example below, instead of relying on the HUBHAPPY GUARANTEE VIDEO to make things right, FlowerHub management in distressing hypocrisy, chooses to act like an asshole towards a complainant, by dishonouring the GUARANTEE (to make things right), along with suspending access to the complainant's FlowerHub trade account & messaging system in a spiteful, childish and despotic RETALIATION FOR COMPLAINING.
By reason of the complainant being PREJUDGED by Mr. Christensen (pictured pursuant to section 103A Copyright Act), as being an annoying and vexatious complainant with no merit along with suspending his FlowerHub trade account, and the fact that Christensen (who charges from $495.00 per hour for Business Coaching) is too stupid and arrogant to realise how FlowerHub can benefit from a complaint, the complainant creates this FlowerHub Review in response.

• Section 103A Copyright Act
• COPYRIGHT DISPUTE IN PROGRESS

• Section 104(a) Copyright Act
• COPYRIGHT ISSUE RESOLVED

NOW

having discovered the truth of this website, Mr. Christensen alters his position by removing his copy of the HubHappy Video from YouTube, while seeking a resolution with the complainant and offering a paltry amount in recompense. While seemingly coming to the realisation that Flowerhub has no defence in law to the QCAT Application, in defiance of Australia's legal system of Open Justice, Mr. Christensen seeks an order for non publication, thus attempting to curtail the Applicant's right to Freedom of Speech and section 21 of the Human Rights Act (he appears not to like this website). However there is no contrition and no reinstatement of the complainant's FlowerHub trade account while uttering the most extraordinary lies contrary to the evidence in Christensen's possession. As such the remarkable hubris of this idiot continues. Accordingly, the complainant remains obstinately PREJUDGED, and as such this website continues and is updated from time to time, despite Mr. Christensen thinking that he has some sort of right to stop the truth being told.

Australian Consumer Law provides up to a $10m penalty for a company that engages in misleading or deceptive conduct. If Mr. Christensen happens to again persist with his stupid stupid stupid attempt to disclaim his way out of the liability his company occurs, a complaint to the ACCC is likely.

QCAT News

QCAT Contempt & Lies

Christensen has not stated what he did in the matter (apart from being subject to "Acts of God"), he has stated false facts (lies) relating to what the Applicant did, without a shred of evidence to support those lies, and contrary to the evidence provided by the Applicant.
In a proper Court of Law this sort of bullshit would be automatically excluded by it not being supported by sworn evidence. However pursuant to 28(3)(b) of the QCAT Act, QCAT is not bound by the established rules of evidence, and any bullshit is dealt with by way of the QCAT contempt provisions.
Pursuant to section 216(2) of the QCAT Act, it is illegal to provide a document containing false or misleading information (essentially lies) to QCAT. Pursuant to section 219(4) of the Act, the Applicant has made an application that Flowerhub Pty Ltd and/or Mr. Christensen be punished for contempt. Documents regarding the application are: APPLICATION, AFFIDAVIT, SUBMISSIONS.
Christensen was invited by QCAT to make submissions, but declined.

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It's one thing to lie to a customer, but quite another to lie to QCAT, in fact it can be an OFFENCE. Throughout this proceeding Mr. Christensen has made ridiculous, untruthful, hysterical and insulting comments, some of which can be viewed in Exhibits 1 & 2 of this AFFIDAVIT which he has filed in the QCAT Registry. He claims amongst other things, that the failure to provide the purchased wedding flowers was down to... Acts of God, while denying a historical overselling problem, and referring to the Applicant as being: malicious, a bully, delusional, aggressive, slanderous, jealous and falsely making out to be a customer, when his own Flowerhub invoice records show, that the Applicant had been a customer since 4 June 2020.

First Hearings

On 25 October 2020 Mr. Christensen failed to turn up. At the hearing (which lasted less than 10 minutes) the QCAT Adjudicator was David Bancroft. Despite there being over 5 months of pre-hearing matters, without even considering that sub-section 12(4)(c) of the QCAT Act applied in this matter, he summarily dismissed the Application because the amount of money originally claimed ($123.56) was not within the jurisdiction of QCAT. Dismissing this for Want of Jurisdiction is simply wrong and an Appeal is underway. Applicant's submissions to Appeal.
The Contempt matter was adjourned and given the following file number: OCL061-22.
At the first directions hearing on 13/12/22 before Supreme Court Justice Mellifont, Christensen by way of written communication, DOUBLED DOWN on his false statements to QCAT, making for an interesting outcome for this turkey that thinks he can do no wrong. Christensen did not turn up for that one either, so the Judge rang him up and caught him while driving over the Gateway Bridge.

The FlowerHub Cop Out

10 out of 83 bunches of Sunflowers for a Wedding were purchased online from FlowerHub on 2 March 2022 & immediately paid for.
Before collection, the next day it was discovered that FlowerHub had sold most of them to someone else and refunded the purchase money.
FlowerHub apologised and explained that although it was regrettable, because of a Software Glitch overselling can happen from time to time.
The QCAT Claim alleges that this can be a common occurrence, and the pathetic excuses that FlowerHub has devised.
LEANNE GRANT EVIDENCE, and the fact of the QCAT Claim, exposes how this historical overselling problem has not been fixed.
Mr. Nicki Christensen (Coach Nicki) advised that no more Sunflowers were due to arrive, which left the supply of Wedding Flowers in turmoil.
The purchaser was annoyed about zero attempt to mitigate by Christensen, and him being unconcerned that it was a Wedding purchase.
Because of bad weather and floods at the time, Sunflowers could not be sourced anywhere else.
As a result the Bride was extremely upset and requested a refund causing lost profit & business reputation to the QCAT Applicant.
Mr. Christensen refused to "make it right" under the HubHappy Guarantee, and consequently FlowerHub Pty Ltd is being sued.

The bride was not happy:

"Oh no!
Does that mean there are no sunflowers anywhere? Even if they are not fully open? The whole theme is sunflowers bohemian with the Decor etc Sunflowers".
"They were for my cake as well. Can you please let me know ASAP."
"They are my bridal party’s flowers too".

THIS COMPLAINT WAS PUBLISHED ON THE FLOWERHUB FACEBOOK PAGE UNTIL REMOVED BY "COACH NICKI" CHRISTENSEN.

"Coach Nicki" Christensen (FlowerHub sole director) was approached to do more than nothing, but replied:

“I don’t appreciate waking up first thing and getting a threat from you in my Facebook Messenger.”
“Let’s see. A flood. All markets closed. Power outages and you want to work a cute legal angle. Please Gordon. That’s enough.”
“We’re in fucking flowers not real-estate or banking.”
“If you want to talk to me. Call +61438131333.”
“Material loss? Over Sunflowers. You are joking.”

Further from "Coach Nicki" Christensen:

“I’ve been instructed not to communicate with you given your legal threat. Please direct all communications via email to nicic@flowerhub.com.au - Aileen”

THE COMPLAINANT FLOWER RE-SELLER WHO PURCHASED THE SUNFLOWERS FOR HIS BRIDE CLIENT, WAS THEN BLOCKED FROM FURTHER ONLINE COMMUNICATION WITH FLOWERHUB, AND HAS HAD HIS FLOWERHUB TRADE ACCOUNT SUSPENDED IN SOME SORT OF MALICIOUS RETRIBUTION FOR DARING TO SPEAK OUT AND ASSERT LEGAL RIGHTS.
APPLICATION FOR INJUNCTION TO REINSTATE TERMINATED ACCOUNT

"Coach Nicki" Christensen welches on the HubHappy Guarantee.

Having been SERVED with QCAT proceedings because of the welching, in a further attempt to weasel out of FlowerHub's legal obligations, "COACH NICKI":
• claims that the complainant is not a customer of FlowersHub (IDIOTICALLY FALSE);
• invents a story that the HubHappy Guarantee was offered but declined (TOTALLY FALSE); and
• relies on an obscure small print disclaimer that he says shields FlowerHub from being sued (IDIOTIC).
IN OTHER WORDS, HE CONTINUES TO IGNORE FLOWERHUB'S LEGAL OBLIGATIONS WITH A PERCEIVED IMPUNITY IN RELIANCE OF HIS OWN BULLSHIT!!!
This website in in response to the Aggravating Bullshit.

The QCAT Claim alleges, Breaches of Contract & Collateral Contract, Misleading or Deceptive Conduct, Unconscionable Conduct and Negligent Misrepresentation, with damages of foregone loss of profit, loss of business reputation, culminating in a HubHappy Guarantee claim in order to address these matters with the simplicity that the Guarantee offers. However "Coach Nicki" (in his enormous wisdom & infinite knowledge of business affairs) > REJECTED a RESOLUTION with this PATHETIC EXCUSE.

NOW his DEFENCE fails to properly respond to the alleged facts, while essentially reproducing the previous BULLSHIT and offering up a load of irrelevant and ridiculous excuses, such as bad weather affecting the grower's supply of flowers, when the 10 bunches of Sunflowers that had been purchased were in fact stocked in the cold room at the time of purchase, given that 83 bunches were represented to be in stock. READ IT HERE.

However, it can be ascertained from all the EVIDENCE, that there is a serious problem with the Flowerhub System Software which is the basis for the problem complained about that has resulted in all the mix of BULLSHIT and EXCUSES. And as such... Coach Nicki's previous admission of a Software Glitch (evidence page 9 of QCAT Application described as a "Computer Glitch") and followed by: "weve been working on this issue for the past 2 days trying to find in the code why it is not adding up ie balancing" rings true, a Software Glitch that has always historically existed but never fixed!!!

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